Hei God I Don Go Share My Nudes For Church WhatsApp Group For Youths!!!

 My name is sister Nkemakonam, I dunno again oo, because I’m sure everyone is calling me by a new name now. There’s this guy I’ve been talking  to, no need to mention his name. In fact I will mention his name. His name is Lanre or brother Lanre as we know him in church. You people may even know him, he fit dey live for your street sef. Make this wahala kuku reach everybody involved. Omo I’m confused like this. The guy is too sexual, it’s not like am complaining or maybe now I’m complaining. He has his ways I no go lie, you will just be talking with him about Nigeria or politics, regular internet gossip or even heaven the guy will just go “Songs Of Solomon” on you. You don’t even see it coming until the whole conversation turns sexual. it’s how his voice just drops from the normal level to a low and suggestive bedroom tone for me . That idiot really knows how to enter someone’s head. He’s so good with erotic details and descriptions, he’ll gently lead you to hell fire and leave you at the devil’s gate dripping with lust and sinfulness, so much for saying “heaven is the goal”.

Yesterday he started that leading astray mission again. Me wey dey talk sef,I wanted to be led astray. He sweetly led me astray, and in two seconds, my people I don close eye dey imagine rubbish while his voice over the phone was the catalyst speeding up the sinful reaction of hormones in my body. I’m sure my face must have looked like a convulsion patient’s face at some point, cos I come dey shake come dey keep eye like who don high. Then uncle asked for nudes. “Baby please I want to see pictures of your sexy body”. 

I agreed like one “aturu-ocha”. See ehnn when you dey mood ehnnn you fit waka ontop sharp nail dey smile like mumu sef. With speed I was snapping from all angles, snapping everywhere and everything, raising leg up and down, posing shamelessly, well I have a fine body, biko this is not about fine body, I no even sabi wetin dey worry me. The pictures were sweet and steamy, hmmm una sure say I be child of God like this?

I selected all the pictures and shared one time. Uncle didn’t call for a while and I was waiting, then few minutes later he called to say 

“baby I didn’t see anything” 

before I could check my phone to see if the message was delivered, my phone started ringing again. Wait why is the church youth president calling me, I’m not an exco now, Abi I don finally dey enter him eye? I had a crush on the guy one time but him too dey form abeg. If this call was to ask me to hangout with him e no go work oo, but no it wasn’t. Oga-church-youth-president started by saying 

“I’m really disappointed in you” 

I was astonished, shebi this guy no get manners to greet. Then I said 

“please please please if you don’t have sense…” 

he cut in

“Please go to the group and delete those things you posted”. 

He ended the call before I could even speak, someone else from church started calling, it was Amuche, that one always behaves like she sits at the right hand of God mtchewwww. I was both annoyed and surprised, when I opened WhatsApp, there was fire everywhere. I was looking at pictures of my naked body mistakenly shared by me on God’s online temple, abi how will you describe the youth church WhatsApp group? When I read the comments I was dazed. And while I tried to delete the pictures, everyone had an opinion and it wasn’t good. Some of them were messaging me privately. One said  “this is just satanic”, another  said 

“Wolves in sheep clothing everywhere” Omo don’t let church people drag you oo, they’re worse than unbelievers and trolls on social media, they’ll be judging you as they’re dragging you. All that talk about loving you the way you are na wash. Na who dem catch naim be thief so I no blame them. Imagine brother Isaac that we heard he tried to rape a sister, and even sister Tobi that sleeps with deacon Amasa, but because dem no catch them, they have the mouth to talk. “Mr-send-me-nude-pictures” was calling I busied his call angrily, if he was in sight I’ll rip his head off his neck. The worst part be say na me wey youth pastor take give example of virtuous woman last week Sunday. I left the group oo, I had to. I can’t go to church again and definitely not that branch. I am even considering relocation now, maybe I should check online if there’s a job I can apply for that will take me outside the state. If I enter that church, Ah no I can’t even try it. Two hundred and fifty six people seeing my nudes, that’s if some of them have not even saved the pictures. I’m probably the subject of discussion in their homes, they’ll keep passing the gist down, hei God!!! The thought still makes me shudder, I’m scared of going outside walahi. This is going to make me hide for a long time or probably for the rest of my life, who knows?